Say It Ain't So
List two things you will never see at a Sagacity party. (Again, Sagacityites are having trouble with the concept of providing only the number of responses stated in the instruction. So, responses are listed in a simple list, not in pairs.)
- The colours of a gang related religion.
- An excrement party.
- Most animals, sheep are okay though.
- A donkey act.
- Sheep.
- A coke bottle without a handle.
- The Vienna Boys Choir.
- The Premier, as I won't let him in.
- 20 slaves and 30 gallons of axle grease.
- Scat play.
- Castration.
- Me completely clothed by the end of the night.
- You will never see someone sitting in the corner bored and knitting mittens.
- Knitting lessons.
- The D.J. playing Englebert Humperdink and Ton Jones music.
- My Mom!
- People having a lousy time!
- The Premier presenting a ceremonial flogger to the owner of the tightest ass in the room.
- Large screen projection TV showing the sound of music. Wait a sec! Nazis, uniforms, maybe it would work.
- A complete switch of roles, where Tops become bottoms and bottoms top their own Tops, all inclusive. In tutus!
- A diaper party, ewwwww!
- The Pope.
- A showing of Elmo In Grouchland.
- Vanilla sex.
- Caterers.
- An arrest/take down scene for real, that evolves into playing. (pity!)
- Surgical play. (removal of unnecessary body parts and/or organs.
- Barbed wire floggers, necrophilia, bestiality, Roseanne Barr in leather and spandex.
- Play that causes permanent body damage.
- Unattended subs in restraints or rope suspension, and something going terribly wrong.
- Rigid, judgmental, intolerant bashers.
- People under the influence, playing.
- Snow White and she's not biting an apple.
- Her dwarfs climbing the spanking bench to participate with, and they all have weird smiles.
- My ex fiancée - The Missionary Man.
- Two virgins romping through a field - and not doing anything to change their virgin state.