July 19, 2004
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Stockings...undoubtedly the invention of a frustrated, sadistic sausage-maker. Tight casings pulling and constricting the natural progression of flesh, muscle, and fat. Forcing legs to suck air from tiny holes in nylon and synthetic fibers that bear no true resemblance to human flesh. Man-made wallpaper designed to hide natural flaws that should be glorified rather than reviled. |
If your legs are skinny, they bag and sag and glaringly alert the viewing world to the fact that your lower extremities are shaped more like chopsticks then Grable’s gams.