DarkLust Iron Ass Whack-A-Thon
Put your ass on the line for a place in Whack-A-Thon history
The first DarkLust Iron Ass Whack-A-Thon entered the Great Pirate Adventure annals back in 2004. Conceived by long-time Sagacity Associate and Master Pirate, DarkLust, the Whack-A-Thon quickly became a popular and expected part of the Pirate weekend. Every year the line gets longer as both Pirates and Wenches test their strength giving and receiving!
The rules are simple:
- A rope is strung from pillar to post (or whatever Cap'n Quinn and His Press Gang can find)
- Brave souls, masochists, and potential Iron Ass winners step up to the rope and grab hold using both hands
- Doms, tops, Masters, and Mistresses check in with the Cap'n to have their weapon of choice approved. Note that approved weapons include only bare hands or an approved flogger
- Once the signal is given, the Wielders of Weapons begin working their way down the line, administering one whack per ass cheek per victim...errr...we mean contestant
- And so it goes...round and round until one by one, contestants let go of the rope (with one or both hands). Releasing the rope immediately removes the contestant from further competition
- Winner of the 2007 DarkLust Iron Ass Competition is the last pirate or wench still hanging onto the rope
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