Laws of the Lair

THE LAWS OF THE LAIR
Every ship that sails on the high seas has a daily routine and set of rules that must be adhered to; without rules and a predictable routine, the ship can not operate efficiently and chaos would soon errupt. Pirate's Lair is run like a ship, with rules that are in place to ensure that the entire crew has a swashbuckling good time. The rules are simple, few in number, and non-negotiable.
	All guests are responsible for cleaning up after themselves. This should not need to be stated; however, with over 100 pirates in attendance it does not take long for flotsom and jetsam to accumulate to the point where it becomes a navigational hazard. Receptacles are provided for garbage and containers that may be recycled, please use them.
	The Pirate's Lair has a limited septic system and hot water capacity. All guests are requested to limit their water consumption (keep it to a minimum please). Simple measures such as turning off the water when brushing teeth and showering instead of bathing all help to conserve water.
	There will be close to 100 pirates in attendance this year, so please respect your fellow swashbucklers by keeping your time in the bathrooms to a bare minimum. Sharing a shower is a great way for a true pirate to prepare for a day of mayhem. Our chalet-lounging Pirates are prepared to share their good fortune by offering the use of their shower/bathroom facilities to our tenting crewfolks. Tenting pirates will be assigned to a specific chalet and will have shower access between the hours of 8 AM-10 PM. The toilet facilities will be available at all times. The sharing schedule will be provided in your Pirate Packets. Note that tenters will be expected to bring your own toiletries and towels. Please remember if you are using someone else's shower to leave it how you found it. Any scurvy bilge rats that abuse the bathrooms will be keel-hauled and not in a pleasant way.
	All chalets also come with a lovely kitchen set-up. Because all the Pirate Fare will be handled by our Kitchen Crew, cooking is not necessary or encouraged. Refrigerators are provided in every chalet and will be used by the chalet inhabitants and their respective tenting buddies for the storage of their beverages. It will be each crew member's responsibility to chill his own grog from the varied selection available. Any alcoholic grog is solely the responsibility of the individual pirate. All pirates are reponsible for cleaning up after themselves if they choose to use the chalet kitchen facilities for any reason.
	Although The Lair is a very private area, there is to be no outdoor play or nudity except in designated areas. Use common sense and respect; don't expose anyone to nonconsensual acts.
	Smoking is allowed only outdoors in designated areas and on outdoor chalet decks. Please use the ashtrays provided and pick up after any scurvy dogs that toss their dead smokes, pipes, or parrots on the ground. The forest fire hazard on Pirate Island is always high - use caution when smoking. Sagacity does not condone the use of any illegal substances in any public area.
	Laundry facilities are not available. Wet clothing and towels may be hung for air drying in the camping area.
	Pick up your booty and plunder when you are finished with it. The press-gang and crew do not include any valets, stewards, maids, or cabin boys; however, the Bos'n has been to known to kick sculling items into the scuppers.
	The galley, the fridge, and all food stuffs are the domain of the cook and the press-gang. Ask before you take anything or you will soon be walking the plank.
	Our gracious hosts are the Governor and Magistrate, as such, you are answerable to them for the duration of your stay or sentence at the Pirate's Lair. You may have noticed the well-used Hanging Tree ...
	Pirate's Lair is situated on high ground to allow for defensive cannon fire to rake attackers with grape and shot. Stable your horses and land yachts in the assigned areas only. Land yachts are not permitted without prior considerations. To find out more about this contact First Mate Fish.
	Pirate's Lair is a treasure trove of priceless artwork that has been plundered from many ports; treat it with caution and respect or you will feel the lash of the Bos'n.

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