Swashbuckling Schedule

5:00 PM = Pirates arrive throughout the afternoon, unpack their gear, pour a mug of grog, and settle in!
5:30 PM = Doors open to the Pirate Dungeon and Sextant and remain open until Sunday AM
8:30 = Welcome announcements and Treasure map distribution
7:00–9:00 PM = Welcome Aboard Weenie Roast
9:00–?? = Unlimited raping, pillaging, and assorted kinky debauchery...treasure hunters on the prowl!

7:30–9:30 = Breakfast buffet available
10:00 AM = Doors open to the Pirate Dungeon and Sextant and remain open all weekend except during meal times
11:30–1:30 = Lunch buffet available
1:00–3:00 = Pirate battle at sea sailing out of Retreat Cove (Manifest sign-up in Lobby)
6:00–7:30 PM = Burger Booty BBQ
8:00–?? = Preliminary rounds of the 1st Annual Blow-the-Man-Down Competition in the Sextant
9:00–?? = Cap'n Johnny Canker and His Lasciviously Luscious Rounds Girl ring the bell on the 2nd Annual Perverted Pirate Panty Wrestling Competition
10:00–?? = Blow-The-Man-Down Competition Blow-Off
10:30–?? = Unlimited raping, pillaging, and assorted kinky debauchery...treasure hunters on the prowl!

7:30–9:30 = Breakfast buffet available
9:00–1:00 = Pirate battle at sea sailing out of Retreat Cove (Manifest sign-up in Lobby)
11:30–1:30 = Lunch buffet available
3:00 = Purser opens beach glass sales/Slave Auction catalogs available
4:00 = Infamous Slave Auction
7:00 = Slaves report to their new owners
7:00–8:30 = Great Pirate Adventure Traditional Grilled Chicken Supper Feast
8:00 = Even more unlimited raping, pillaging, and assorted kinky debauchery...treasure hunters get closer!
10:00 = The Darklust Iron Ass Whack-A-Thon

7:30–9:30 = Breakfast buffet available
9:00 = Completed treasure hunt maps must be turned in
9:15 = Treasure Chest draw
11:30 = Pirates must bid adieu for another year. All gear must be packed up and Pirates will be shuttled to Galiano ferry terminal for return to Reality (Vancouver or Victoria). Shuttles leave promptly at 11:10.

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