You Could Be The 1st Perverted Pirate Panty Wrestling Champion

Who can participate? Cabin boys, wenches, scullery maids, lads and lassies, ladies of questionable virtues, and gentlemen of dubious distinction.

How does it work? This be a same-sex wrestlin' event...the gents be takin' on the gents and the ladies be takin' on the ladies! The winner be the one that gains possession of their opponent's drawers leavin them nekkid.

Prizes The winner of each gender will receive the Golden Panties Trophy AND a $50.00 Sagacity Gift Certificate for use toward the purchase of goods including tickets for future events

The Dishonourable Cap'n Raunchy Randy be yer referee for the event.

If ye be up to the challenge contact Mistress Nancee no later than August 23, 2006

Rules

1. There be 5 rounds, 2 minutes each, the winner decided by Cap'n Raunchy Randy. His decision is final (lest we mutiny and string him up on the yardarm)

2. There may need to be additional rounds to decide the ultimate winner

3. Cabin boys, lads, and gentlemen will wrestle each other; lasses, wenches, and ladies will wrestle each other

4. It'll be be panties, boxers, or briefs for wearin’ durin’ the competin'. NO thongs allowed to split the cheeks. No nekkid persons allowed, for it be called PANTY wrestlin'

5. Ye be wearin’ mittens and they’ll be provided fer ye. We hopes this be preventin' the scratchin’ of the eyeballs and pulling of other bits and danglin’ parts

6. Absolutely no bitin.’ Eat before competin.’ Biters will be disqualified and keel-hauled

7. Absolutely no kickin’. If ye kick, Cap'n Raunchy Randy will drag you into the raucous crowd where you’ll be summarily stomped upon by the riff-raff before being tossed into the bilge. Kickers will be disqualified and keel-hauled