Pirates Creed & Basic Rules

The Pirate's Lair has a limited septic system and domestic hot water capacity. All guests are requested to limit their water consumption (keep it to a minimum please). Simple measures such as turning off the water when brushing teeth, showering instead of bathing, and using the outdoor shower and outhouse facilities.

There will be about 40 people in attendance this year so please respect your fellow swashbucklers by keeping your time in the bathroom to a bare minimum.

Any scurvy rats that abuse the bathroom will be keel-hauled and not in a pleasant way.

The Lair is bordered by the public golf course and a very pleasant baker who gets up very early in the morning. They can't see us and we can't see them, but please remember that although we all want to have a good time, the neighbours may not appreciate us disturbing their sleep or running rampant. Use common sense and respect.

Smoking is allowed only outdoors on the deck and the deck area. Please use the ashtrays provided.

The kitchen, the fridge, and all food stuffs are the domain of Lord Polar the Pirate and his press-gang. Ask before you take anything. Coolers will be provided for personal beverages.

Our gracious hosts have been conferred with the rank of Captain and jailor for the duration of your stay or sentence at the Pirate's Lair.