Ring-A-Ding-A-Ling

The flowers are blooming, the air is warming up, and our ding-a-lings are rising to the occasion just in time for this year's Kinky Karnival! Step right up and try your luck! For a mere 5 tickets, you can wrap your hands (or whatever you like to grip with) around 3 rings and try your best get a ringer on our phallic field of fine and fecund phalluses (?). Land all your rings on a ding-a-ling and win a prize! They wiggle, they wobble, they will be hard to harness!

$$ = 5 tickets

Kinky Kantina

Need a treat you can't beat? Need a treat after you've been beat? Either way, you won't be able to say "Red" to some of your favorite Karnival Kuisine! Step right up and place your order for a swallow-the-whole-thing chili or kraut dog, some caught-me-droolin' cotton candy, or a scoop or two of Tiffany Grace Ice Cream...the cocktail in a cone!

$$ = 5 tickets (dogs; ice cream)

$$ = 3 tickets (cotton candy)

Ye Olde Whipping Post

Who needs a yardarm when Cap'n Fisherman and First Mate Fish are aboard with whip in hand and evil...err....we mean pleasant gleam in their sadistic eyes?! Tis a special opportunity indeed to step up to the cross and experience the kiss of the whip as only true whipsters like this Pirate Captain can administer! For a mere 5 tickets (and a bit of bare flesh) you can buy 5 minutes with the lash...5 minutes unlike any other ye'll have tonight! Rawhide takes on a whole new meaning in this booth...

$$ = 5 tickets

Nipplicious

Imagine your nipples lasciviously lashed in snug cocoons of bright embroidery thread. Imagine them standing at irresistible and colorful attention...all night long. Now...imagine even darker! Imagine your nipples encased in black and blue...erotically painted with liquid latex designed to encase your naughty nips in a body suit that's made to custom fit! That is well worth 5 tickets just to think about it!

$$ = 5 tickets (1 nipple); 8 tickets (2 nipples) floss *or* latex

Land-A-Lickin' Fish Pond

Plunk down your tickets, grab a rod, and let your Deviant Fishing Guides help you land a big one! Whether you land a minnow or a whopper...it's guaranteed that you'll be catching something that will curl your waders! Pull in a fish and match it with the corresponding implement of torture...errr...we mean pleasure! The cost is 8 tickets for 5 minutes. For the faint of heart there is a "Sardine Clause"...for an additional fee of 5 tickets you may buy a re-cast. You can buy as many re-casts as you like...then just bend over and enjoy your catch!

$$ = 8 tickets for 5 minutes of fun

Spanker's Corner

What would a kink-traditional Fun Fair be without a kink-traditional spanking booth? Sorely lacking in tradition, that’s what. First there was the bottom, and it was good. Then there was the hand, which did make the pale flesh glow...and it doesn’t get much better than that. Dish it out or take it, 5 tickets for 3 minutes with a 5-minute break between each 5-ticket purchase. Repeat customers must go to the back of the line and wait their turn. Some of the "handiest" Tops in town will be serving up heaping handfuls while a bevy of Sagacity's most Adorable Bums take up the rear in service to Sagacity.

$$ = 5 tickets for 3 minutes

Sharps & Sparks

Are you on pins and needles trying to figure out which booth to visit first? Do you want to be? Loadstar the Malevolent and his lovely assistant Yavana can't wait to provide you with an experience that will pierce you to the core...literally! A few pokes...and then a few sparks...and just in time for Summer, you can turn yourself into a lawn sprinkler that doubles as a BBQ grill lighter!

$$ = 10 tickets for 6 needles (sparks are free) 

Shockingly Sexy

 Do you find all of this shocking? Are you too electrified to go any further? That's not gonna happen unless you've just plunked down your tickets and experienced the audacious AC/DC devilish doings of Master Q and Dede and their pulsating probes! There are options galore at this sexually-charged booth...from tweaking your muscles to spasm to tweaking your spasms to orgasm! We've got the current...you bring the towel!

$$ = 5 tickets (10 mins)

$$ = 10 tickets (15-min remote walk-about)

$$ = 10 tickets (15-min vaginal, penile, or anal insertable)

Wicked Wand Whirl

Tyee the Tyrant pulls out all the plugs (or maybe it's the other way around) to show you the light. Tingle, zingle, and thrill to the smell of ozone! Watch the sparks fly as Tyee titillatingly teases and tortures your tender (and not so tender) bits with his lusty and trusty violet wand! Ten tickets will plug you into the chance to experience 10 minutes of violet wand magic and maybe even curl your hair (or at least your toes).

$$ = 10 tickets for 10 minutes

Tootsie Treats

Your nipples ache, your ass is on fire, but the night is young and the Midway is still calling your name! What better way to recharge and get back in top form than then with a little pedi-pampering? A foot massage, you ask? Well, how about getting BOTH of them massaged by Lady Di and her pedalicious crew? For just 5 tickets you get 5 minutes of delicious pedal palpitation and other sensation play as you like it. Take a load off and mmmmm...

$$ = 5 tickets

Rub-A-Dub Lotions & Potions

Warm, strong, professional hands kneading those sore, knotted muscles. The aches and pains of BDSM evaporating like a summer mist under a morning sun. Waves of relaxation inviting you to sink into a blissful slee...ZZZzzzzzzzz...huh? Oh, sorry. A massage can also be invigorating, and 10 minutes under the lascivious touch of some delightfully suggestive hands, is an unbeatable value for just 10 tickets. You pick the lotion, you pick the potion...and leave the motion to us!

$$ = 10 tickets

All Tied Up

Need a twist of rope to complete your "Look"? Step right up and let Matt the Malicious and his band of nimble-fingered knotsers deck you out in some hot rope accessorizing. What's a Pardi Gras mask without a chest harness to complete the picture? You pay the price and they will tie the knots...and let you keep the rope! A great way to get a first taste of rope bondage...or a second or third or...

$$ = 15 tickets